God-awful shit in the TV Times

Elvis lamps, Diana plates, Flying Scotsman cuckoo clocks... It seems the abysmal taste of TV Times readers guarantees sales of any old shit. But send no money now - even the people that make this fuck-awful tat can't quite believe that anyone would be mental enough to buy it, so they wait until they've got enough people signed up before they start up the production line and these nightmares become real.